When parents ruin your plans..
omg yes
LE TRUE.
(Source: weak-minds, via pekoponjin-no-tabi)
Parents,
you ask them a question - they don’t answer;
they ask you a question - you don’t answer;
THIS.
(Source: alwayspeeta, via pekoponjin-no-tabi)
shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:
My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.LOL!
just got caught haha
hahahaha shit brothaaaaa
So this is hilarious, I wonder what your reaction would be if it was a guy that did this to his wife.
Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaha omg
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